07 March 2007

Band-Ouch

My skin is pale and delicate as you'd expect from an irish/swedish/native american girl. (well, not the NA part...but what I lack in darker skin tone, I make up for in my nice strong jaw and...um...freckles. I have Cherokee freckles.) In thw winter, my feet break open and my skin dries and my lips split. Then, to make sure it still hurts, I bite my lip, and to make sure the skin is painfully dry, I lick my lip. I am the smartest person in the world.

Today I went to find a liquid bandage to paste over the large sore cut on my bottom lip (which actually gives me a very sexy street-fighter-by-night-model-by-day look, meOW). Let me tell you something, dear reader:

I have 8 tattoos, 7 peircings, I trip over level ground all the time, I used to CUT for gods sake, keep that in mind....

Liquid bandages work great, BUT, painting them an open cut on the fragile skin of your lips will make you cry in the bathroom. Cry like a girl. Consider yourself warned.

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